- Professor: Does everyone know what alchemy is?
- Me: Alchemy - the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
- Professor: Right, exactly.
- Me: If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
- Professor: Okay, thank you.
- Me: There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
- Professor: We got it!
- Me: FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?
Its fun, Elvish is such a beautiful language. I mean my God when you hear someone like Cate Blanchett speak it its just amazing, it doesn’t get better than that! —